When I was young it was pretty simple to find a girlfriend. You went to the pub, spotted someone you fancied, bought a jug of beer and yelled unintelligibly at each other over the noise the band was making. Then, if you were lucky, she’d come back to your house for some bongs, you’d have bad sex and then she’d move all her stuff into your place the next day. Read the rest of this entry »
Tip for job hunters who might want to work for the local council, sorry, I mean “Team Stirling”: Get ink declaring your allegiance to your council and wear a pair of red heels.
Get rid of your house now! Ask me how! Read the rest of this entry »
Roger that VK12, we’ve got a neo-expressionism shopping trip in progress at the Scarborough IGA supermarket. Read the rest of this entry »
Dateline Innaloo, from Betty, our retail correspondent
Just 4 months after its “Grand Opening,” Spotlight Innaloo had to close its doors today (Saturday April 5th), on its busiest weekly trading day, on account of the deluge INSIDE the store. Read the rest of this entry »
Thankfully, some people in Perth do try and maintain a decent standard of etiquette. But sadly, old fashioned protocols can sometimes drive our less sophisticated brethren to violence. Read the rest of this entry »