Local Police Now Targeting: Women Removalists

April 2, 2009



Internet Dating: Do You Want Lies With That?

January 29, 2009


When I was young it was pretty simple to find a girlfriend. You went to the pub, spotted someone you fancied, bought a jug of beer and yelled unintelligibly at each other over the noise the band was making. Then, if you were lucky, she’d come back to your house for some bongs, you’d have bad sex and then she’d move all her stuff into your place the next day. Read the rest of this entry »

Yo, Biatch! Where Do I Pay My Parking Fine?

May 18, 2008

Recruitment section of Saturday\'s West

Tip for job hunters who might want to work for the local council, sorry, I mean “Team Stirling”: Get ink declaring your allegiance to your council and wear a pair of red heels.

Sub-Prime Mortgage Crisis Triggers Sub-Prime Signwriting Crisis

April 30, 2008

Obviously well cashed-up

Get rid of your house now! Ask me how! Read the rest of this entry »

Local Police Now Targeting: CUBISTS

April 14, 2008

Probably not Pablo...
Roger that VK12, we’ve got a neo-expressionism shopping trip in progress at the Scarborough IGA supermarket. Read the rest of this entry »

A Hard (on sales) Rain

April 6, 2008

It\'s Raining... Rain!


Dateline Innaloo, from Betty, our retail correspondent

Just 4 months after its “Grand Opening,” Spotlight Innaloo had to close its doors today (Saturday April 5th), on its busiest weekly trading day, on account of the deluge INSIDE the store. Read the rest of this entry »

Reverend Thrown Out Of Supermarket For Refusing To Mate

April 2, 2008

Reverend Thrown Out Of Supermarket For Not Mating

Thankfully, some people in Perth do try and maintain a decent standard of etiquette. But sadly, old fashioned protocols can sometimes drive our less sophisticated brethren to violence. Read the rest of this entry »