Delta Goes For Gold In Autograph Stakes

August 22, 2008

According to The Daily Telegraph, Delta Goodrem, our fave sort-of-singer, sort-of-actor and sort-of-babe, has just completed a NINE HOUR stint signing autographs at a Westfield shopping center. Fack, that’s gotta be some kind of record, doesn’t it? Did she have to wear an astronaut nappy? Read the rest of this entry »


RIP Isaac Hayes

August 12, 2008

Show some respect for Mr Hayes by switching off the telly and getting reacquainted with Isaac Hayes’ extraordinary 19 minute rendition of “By The Time I Get To Phoenix” from his Hot Buttered Soul album. Read the rest of this entry »

Ambiguous Chiropractor Signage Sparks Grocery Shopping Brouhaha

August 2, 2008

(spotted near Herdie Growers Market)

“Why would anyone want a young chiropractor? It’s the old guys with the gnarly hands that can really crack your back.”

“Yeah, it’s kinda creepy. It almost sounds like a Personals ad.”

“Maybe it just means he treats kids.”

“That sounds even creepier.”

“Why do you always have to make things salacious?”

“Hey, it’s HIS sign, not mine.”


“Maybe his name’s ‘Young’.”

“Wouldn’t it’d say ‘Doctor Young’ or ‘Dr Young’?”

“Maybe it wouldn’t fit.”

“You’re an idiot.”