Dish of the Week: Teriyaki Corpse Prawns
Select spot near Freo traffic bridge for prawn gathering night dive.
Discover corpse in 10 metres of water while gathering prawns.
Gag, swim the hell away.
Notify Water Police.
Toss prawns in seasoned flour, batter and deep fry.
Check news for updates on whose body it was.
Consider Police Chaplain’s offer of PTSD counseling.
Thanks to scuba adventurer MikeyD for this innovative dish