Sub-Prime Mortgage Crisis Triggers Sub-Prime Signwriting Crisis

April 30, 2008

Obviously well cashed-up

Get rid of your house now! Ask me how! Read the rest of this entry »


Surprise Entrant In WA Housing Industry Awards?

April 23, 2008

Place looks best, prefer others in this outing.

Thanks to Betty for this fine example of retro chic home design on Pearson Street, just up from the food-bowl of the western suburbs, otherwise known as Herdie Growers Market. We particularly liked the attention to detail the builder has shown in finishing this fine executive residence, like the mouldering carpet on the verandah and the smashed windows. The only thing missing was a couple of car seats under the awning.

Junk In The Trunk: Perth Motor Show

April 22, 2008

I\'ll take one if you can throw in some high heels.

Thank god for Jaguar! The only exhibitor with a babe on their stand. If you’re going to the motor show expecting lots of totty then you’ll be sorely disappointed and have to make do with ogling the cars instead. Read the rest of this entry »

Local Police Now Targeting: Cheech & Chong

April 19, 2008

Bong, Baby, Bong

Motoring around in a campervan daubed with implorations to smoke more pot is sure to add some excitement to an otherwise deathly dull drive between “tourist attractions” in the south-west. In between looking at very tall trees, freezing on windswept beaches, admiring mallee root clocks, eating indifferent and overpriced meals and being served bad coffee you can also look forward to the local cops tossing your van. Read the rest of this entry »

Doggy Style

April 16, 2008

They\'re freakin\' fast

Pertheticonalities were out in force trackside last Saturday for the running of the Perth Cup. No, not that Perth Cup, stoopid. This was the one with greyhounds.
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Curbside Scavenging Report: Floreat

April 14, 2008

Mais est-il art?

There’s no better way to spend a warm autumnal afternoon than to go through other people’s junk, at least that’s according to Madame Fatale, my gomi hunting pal.

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Local Police Now Targeting: CUBISTS

April 14, 2008

Probably not Pablo...
Roger that VK12, we’ve got a neo-expressionism shopping trip in progress at the Scarborough IGA supermarket. Read the rest of this entry »