Return of the Merkin: Map-of-Tassie Mystery Deepens

merkin

“Blowing in the wind…” Reads the caption in the Sydney Morning Herald. Tres witty! Those Fairfax photo editors show just how hilarious they can be with this flattering shot of cricket WAG Jessica Bratich on the red linoleum at some cretinous awards night. But the unwritten subtext here (sniff, Fairfax does have standards, you know…) is “WTF is that dark patch between her legs?”

The astute perverts among you will notice that she IS wearing panties, so it’s obviously not her pubic hair. The only possible answer then is that it’s a merkin – a kind of pubic wig that went out of “fashion” a couple of hundred years ago. It seems then that Ms Bratich is single-handedly attempting to overturn the current vogue for hairless pudenda and put hirsute minges back, er, front-and-center in the social pages. More news on the return of the merkin as it comes to hand…

Advertisements

2 Responses to Return of the Merkin: Map-of-Tassie Mystery Deepens

  1. crystal says:

    merkin, smerkin
    what about Lara bingle’s SHOES …

  2. John Howard says:

    Forget Jessica Bratich – we wanna see Amanda vanstone’s map of Tassie

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: